Whoa! Been four months since my last blog! Must be because my fucking wife, she's a driving me crazy! Seriously, she keeps buying all these thingsa for my kids, things they don't need, and naggin me about not fixin the roof, or cleanin' the dishes! Sometimes I just fantasize about replacing her birth control with sleeping bills and pressing a pillow against her face while she sleeps, softly, no one would hear her whimpers. BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER MOTHER IN LAW! AND NO AMOUNT OF SLEEPING PILLS ARE GONNA TAKE THAT WOMAN OUT!
Anyway, I"ve got the Boston Comedy Festival coming up next week, I just did a show at Crash Mansion tonight for Comedy Central, and i've been writing for the Onion News Network. Besides that I'm pretty good, busy. Ya'll take care now.
Dan
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