tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22103059612041714392011-07-07T14:01:45.620-07:00Dan St.Germainnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2210305961204171439.post-88804275827950085302009-08-25T02:12:00.000-07:002009-08-25T02:20:22.561-07:00Whoa! Been four months since my last blog! Must be because my fucking wife, she's a driving me crazy! Seriously, she keeps buying all these thingsa for my kids, things they don't need, and naggin me about not fixin the roof, or cleanin' the dishes! Sometimes I just fantasize about replacing her birth control with sleeping bills and pressing a pillow against her face while she sleeps, softly, no one would hear her whimpers. BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER MOTHER IN LAW! AND NO AMOUNT OF SLEEPING PILLS ARE GONNA TAKE THAT WOMAN OUT!<br /><br />Anyway, I"ve got the Boston Comedy Festival coming up next week, I just did a show at Crash Mansion tonight for Comedy Central, and i've been writing for the Onion News Network. Besides that I'm pretty good, busy. Ya'll take care now.<br /><br />Dan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2210305961204171439-8880427582795008530?l=mywifeshesadrivingmecrazy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dan St.Germainnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2210305961204171439.post-47655584633969664232009-05-26T08:40:00.000-07:002009-05-26T08:43:35.582-07:00Oh buddy! It's everybody's favorite blog! Ya know, the one that talks about all the crazy happenings with my wacky neighbor Jimmy and how my wife keeps interrupting me during the game! Jeez! If I didn't love her...I'd beat her to death! Seriously, I think about it all the time. <br /><br />Anyway, ya'll should come out to my show this Friday at Karma lounge at eight. I promise to give the second best performance of my life. Obviously, I can't recreate the ten minutes I did at the Edward James Almos roast last fall.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2210305961204171439-4765558463396966423?l=mywifeshesadrivingmecrazy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dan St.Germainnoreply@blogger.com0